Overheard in Dublin

Girl: ¿Giz a kiss.¿ Bloke: ¿Let me swally me phlegm first.¿ ¿ Two aul dears queuing for the no. 27 bus. Just caught the end of the conversation: Old dear #1: ¿Sure whoaya tellin. De kids dees days is terrible bold.¿ Old dear #2: ¿And ye know it¿s not de parents I blame, it¿s the mudders an fadders.¿ ¿ Country girl gets on no. 16 bus and asks driver how much is the fare. Driver replies, ¿Where are you going?¿ Country girl says, ¿To get my hair done!¿ ¿ While visiting the Mater Hospital, hearing an old man complaining about the current conditions in hospital and being kept in a unisex environment: Old Man (to his daughter): ¿I¿m 92 years old and here I am being left on a bed in a corridor with all these other patients, and to make it worst it¿s bisexual!¿ ¿ Heard a girl answer her phone in the waiting room of Holles Street Maternity Hospital: ¿Well, tell me, am I an Auntie or an Uncle?¿ ¿ D4 girl at Lansdowne Road for the All Blacks match. Just as the All Blacks begin the Haka, one gi